Chicken Kiev

Hey guys, I've decided after a gazillion months of debating to start this Arsenal blog because I need an outlet to rave, rant, glorify, support and talk about everything Arsenal, the greatest club on the planet.

Anyways, cutting to the chase, we played Dynamo Kiev two nights ago and what an absoute shite game it was. The game was pretty boring to tell you the truth. Arsenal couldn't really get their engine going and the chickens from Kiev really did play like a bunch of fucking cocks in a fight. Half the time I couldn't decide whether we had a rugby or football game going on- poor Theo was getting "destroyed" according to Wenger. Well he had the last laugh didn't he? After some terrible finishing from Ade, RvP and Fab4, Theo bombed down the right and produced a lovely little low cross that beat everybody (I honestly thought we had missed another fucking easy chance) but Gullible Gallas, who I thought played terribly the whole game, poked home a poacher's goal from close range. A refree who was mathematicaly inept pointed to some random, ridiculous amount of injury time and the mighty Gunners had to settle for a draw.

In all honesty the highlight of the game had to be this guy:

For the life of me, I really don't understand him! Last weekend, he 'fell' (dive cough cough...) to give us our third goal at Ewood Park. It was pretty clear nothing had happened to him yet the genious was writhing about like an earthworm who had just been... I don't know... smothered with ketchup or something. After being stretchered off, he's able to make the trip to Ukraine with the rest of the squad. Is anyone else smelling something funny... like a rotting tiger suit or something? But, but, we have to be fair and honest because good ol' Eboue has had a good string of performances over the last few weeks. He's no Nasri or Rosicky (when he is fit... like twice a season) but if Eboue can maintain his performance on the field (sans Olympic gold medal standard diving), it would be a huge boost to our title and cup hopes.

A Bolton preview tomorrow... stay tuned....